My last post was for Halloween, so I guess Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years are next? It's all a blur of family, food, traveling, and food poisoning. I'm still ticked about the food poisoning part, not because it was misery on a level I've never known, but because it ended my streak.
The last time I threw up, I was seven. It was a pretty nasty experience, and I remember my little 7-year-old brain vowing that I would never throw up again.
So I didn't.
It became a competition of sorts, between Chad and I, partly because I don't think he believed I had really gone 20 years without throwing up. When I got pregnant, Chad would tease me that I would have morning sickness and my streak would be over. I did have morning sickness, but I didn't lose it. Same thing during labor. Same thing when I got the flu. I really believed I had conquered it.
Until a few weeks ago. Hours after dinner I felt something was off. Really off. I kept asking Chad if he was feeling sick, but he said he was fine. That night I tossed and turned and was in so much pain I started to wonder if I needed to go to the hospital.
I'll spare you the details, but as I got up to try and walk it off, my streak came to a very abrupt end. 17 times. Within an hour, Chad was joining me. We had food poisoning, and it really is like having your entire body poisoned. The worst of it lasted for 48 hours, and we are stupid lucky that Leila was an unusually picky eater that night. She was just pushing her food around with her fork, and I was too lazy to make her eat her dinner. So I had her eat some applesauce and called it good. (Sometimes, laziness pays off.)
It's actually funny to look back on it now, the way we camped out on opposite ends of the house in an effort to contain our busy toddler. The fear in our eyes as we each took turns taking tiny bites of a cracker. How I changed diapers lying on my back, because I honestly couldn't sit up. Leila, to her everlasting credit, was so well-behaved. She spent the day rushing back and forth between us, asking, "Daddy okay?" "Mommy okay?" (She even wanted her own bowl to "throw up" into. She would be playing and then, run to her bowl and force a cough into it and say, "Oh dat better.")
It was the sickest Chad and I can ever remember being. It took a full 72 hours before we could walk upright. My aunt, bless her soul, brought us lots of liquids and every stomach medicine she could find. Along with a toy for Leila, which was a lifesaver.
The sweetest thing about the entire experience? Chad, who, when retching himself, still managed to hold my hair back. That's love folks.
I currently working on another 20 years. Ha.
Now for some pictures to wipe out the metal images I've just given you:
How in the world did my "holiday post" morph into a puke post? I'll redeem myself later with lots of holiday cheer.
P.S I've been working on a little something lately. Check it out
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